Just got this from my good friend Yoke Keong and i can't stop laughing:

Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing. one day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base onany title they like. Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kittykitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.